The Unoffical TRAILER PARK BOYS Video Game Arcade!

Talk about your time waster! I just can't get enough of the Trailer Park Boys... And now you can waste all day jumping around like a little cartoon Ricky! Watch out for Randy!

The controls are simple, use your arrow keys to move around and the space bar to jump. Try to grab as much dope as possible...

- Parental Guidance Suggested -

You're Fired!

For those of us who watch The Apprentice the outcome of last nights show should have came as no surprise. Jennifer C. really had to go and even Trump said it was an easy decision. She really was bad as a project manager.

What I don't understand is this. (and this applies to just about every reality show out there) Don't they watch the show before they come on!?!? I mean really, would you not understand that you can't go against someone who actually did a good job just because you don't like them, especially when they didn't perform all that bad? I guess things would change once you got there but after watching the first season I think anyone would know that you are there for yourself... It's like the people on Survivor crying because they "never thought it would be so hard..." Just like all of the other idiots who came before.

So my advice to all of you would be reality show candidates is this - Watch the damn show before you go on there and make a complete fool of yourself!

Walter Canis Inflatus...

When I saw this I just had to revisit my Walter the Farting Dog post. I really can't believe this is such a hit. Man, I really need to start writing kids books...

Farting dog plots world domination

Bye Bye Dolly and Stacie J...

Well the girls of reality TV had a bad night last night. A woman was going to be fired for sure on the Apprentice, and I guess The Donald made the right choice. Stacie J had to go. I must say I felt bad for her, not because she got fired, but those other girls really blew things out of proportion. Sure she is a wacko, but I certainly don't believe that they were afraid of her. They did a good job of deflecting from their own incompetence, I will give them that. Elizabeth and Maria (and Ivana) don't have a hope in hell of getting much farther anyway.

And our poor little sheep farmer certainly had the wool pulled over her eyes. I will miss those little black shorts... The "Sorority Girls" better watch out, maybe Eliza is smarter than we all thought...

TGIF

Been a while...

I am getting pretty slack with my posts, I guess I am just boring. Actually, this week has been pretty busy at work. Any of you computer geeks out there might sympathise, we are dealing with some pretty serious Windows XP Service Pack 2 problems on our website. Microsoft has really caused themselves a lot of problems this time. If you do the upgrade you may find that sites that you normally visit all of the time will no longer function properly. This is due to all of their new "security enhancements". Anyway, Microsoft's loss is Mozilla's gain...

Do you buy stuff online?

Shouldn't it be easy to buy anything you want online? Well, I guess it is sort of easy, but shouldn't it also cost you less than if you were to go to an actual store and buy the same item? I don't know, I am certainly no business major. So maybe online shopping is for those hard to find items or those cool European or American items that are not available in Canada. Either way it can get expensive. Nothing bothers me more than when I find something I want to buy and it is actually reasonably priced; even though I know the shipping costs will be a bit steep it is still worth it, but then you hit that checkout button and it is then and only then that you realize you are shopping in American dollars. Ouch.

I guess I am not the only one who feels this way... I love being Canadian, but sometimes it sucks...

How Terrorism Works...

I came across this article (or commentary, whatever you want to call it) and it made me think. It may be an anti-Bush statement or it may be a good take on terrorism in general, either way it paints a pretty grim picture.

I was right...

I don't get to say that very often, but I will toot my own horn a little this morning. My prediction was 100% correct. How come this never happens when I put money on games? Canada is #1 (oh yeah, Vinny was MVP, too)

Betting and stuff...

Betting on things can really make you question your loyalty. I bet asgainst the Patriots last night and even though I don't consider myself a Patriots fan, I would list them as one of my top 3 NFL teams, behind the Detroit Lions and Green Bay Packers. Now I do actually bet on the Lions (even though they suck) because they get really good odds. Now the Colts had some good odds last night but that obviously didn't work out.

I am now in a Survivor pool here at work and I got John K. How the heck am I gonna cheer for this guy? He is a real pretty boy model type, but I guess he is athletic. Man, I wish I had picked one of the hot chicks, then it would be way easier to stay loyal...

TGIF!

Happiness is...

A long weekend!

We had so much fun this Labour Day weekend. It is becomming a recurring theme each year, and that is just fine with me. We had good friends, good beer, big waves, tons of food, and very few mosquitos. Here are a few pics...

Talking to Americans...

Rick Mercer made this famous (at least in Canada) and he proved once and for all, without a doubt, that in general, Americans are not very smart.

I was thinking that this might be quite lucrative, so I thought I would get in on the act, what do you think?

More Pictures...

I just updated our wedding pictures. I also put up some honeymoon pictures.

Enjoy!

All blogged out...

Not much to blog about this week, I guess I am all blogged out. Oh well, next week I will come back strong with 50 belly dancers. (name that tune)

Missed The Amazing Race as I was watching Canada beat the U.S. in hockey last night, a pretty good game all in all. The only thing that would have made it better would have been if Jarome Iginla had beaten the crap out of Bill Guerin. I am not a mean person, really, but I can't stand Bill Guerin. He is a cheap shot artist and he will get his this season, if there is one.

My prediction: Canada will win the World Cup and will be undefeated. Vincent Lecavalier will be the MVP.