Hey Math Wizards...

If I run 5 miles at a speed of 5 miles per hour it will take me one hour.

If I run at a speed of 6 miles per hour how long will it take me to run 5 miles?

Got a Secret?

OK, some of the stuff on this site is gross (like the latest postcard) and some is stupid... But some are pretty powerful (like the 6th one down)...

Anyway, check it out...

PostSecret.com

Get Your Priorities Straight!

Once again I have more than a few things on the go... My multi-tasking skills leave a lot to be desired. Constant requests from my millions of fans, the phone calls and emails... It is a wonder that I still make time for you all...

Anyway, I am on the verge of finishing one new (re-developed) site and I have two others in the queue, not to mention the multitude of ideas that my mighty brain conjures up all the time...

So no promises... but there will be some new websites coming in the next couple of months so don't touch that dial...

Ok, but it's gonna cost you...

And you got to pay with sweat! Actually clicks would be preferred...

So lets start of with an easy one, a link to a funny website. I certainly do not want to spoil you guys... and I am lazy, it is Friday after all...

So for Christine who is such a travel buff check out motivational Maori and other posters from the South Pacific...

BTW If anything I post offends you or anyone who happens to be peeking over your shoulder well... I really don't care...

:-)

Due to overwhelming response...

I will need some time to manage all of the requests. I was leary about making this post in case I got swamped with requests, and sure enough, that is exactly what happened... So please be patient and allow me sufficient time to fulfill your outrageous demands.

Sometimes it is tough being so popular, but I realize that without the wisdom and humor that my awe-inspiring blog provides, you needy peasants would be left abandoned, cast out in a lonely web-like void...

Fear not my pathetic duo! Your patience will be rewarded with the single most greatest best incredible yummy post of all time! Perhaps you will encounter a Strong Bad like posty thing, or perhaps even a sweet guitar lick. Mayhap even a flaming chihuahua...

So sit back and try to relax, curb your enthusiasm, take a pill... and remember, the waiting is the hardest part.

Watcha Watcha Watcha Want?

Tell me...

Pictures?

Stupid stories?

Links to silly websites?

Your wish is my command.

CBC's Top 100 of 2006...

Christine pointed out number 62, and number 18 is a great one too...

62. Kevin Dillon on season three of Entourage. Dillon continues to steal the show as Johnny (Drama) Chase, the hack actor who is reduced to making breakfast for his movie star half-brother, Vincent (Adrian Grenier). Drama’s relentless optimism about kick-starting his moribund acting career is both desperate and strangely heartwarming.

18. Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Jim (John Krasinski) on The Office. For its first two seasons, the will-they-or-won’t-they mambo between this pair of Dunder-Mifflin drones anchored what’s become the sharpest and funniest show on network TV. And Pam’s inexplicable rebuff of Jim’s heart-melting declaration of love earlier this year has only upped the ante — especially now that she has serious competition for Jim’s affection in Rashida Jones’s gorgeous and game Karen. Television’s best love triangle.

Oh yeah, Number 7 on the list is right up there, too...

Read the full list here.