Isn't this supposed to be MY life?

Bill Simmons is a writer for ESPN, he is a funny guy, and I like his articles. He just wrote and article for ESPN.com about the World Cup, and in it, he describes his daily routine (prior to the World Cup). It goes something like this:

My morning ritual used to go like this: Roll out of bed at 7:15, play with my daughter for a few minutes, suck down 185 ounces of coffee to wake up, then answer e-mails and zoom through Web sites for a couple of hours as "SportsCenter" blares in the background.

Replace "daughter" with "son" and "7:15" with "9:15" and this is my dream... Well, if you disregard all the dreams about fishing, I guess...