Climbing the ladder...

In case I haven't told anyone yet (fat chance) I have my own website design/hosting company called elivate Web Solutions. I am working on my business cards and I am trying to determine what title I should give myself. Now, keep in mind that I run the show. I am the man. It is me against the world, so, I need a title that really lets everyone know I am in charge and answer to no one. So what I am thinking is:

Junior Vice President

OK, how about:

Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor?

Pretty wicked?